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as long as I can remember, I've always had a few "projects"
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When I was
a kid, this was usually silly stuff like electrical shocking
devices or tinfoil jewelry (admit it, you made that stuff
too) or lasers that never worked. Ten, twenty years later,
there's less silly stuff and more useful stuff, and sometimes
I get paid to help people with their projects as well. Otherwise,
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Full Moon & Astronomy
Calendar for OS X iCal Subscribing
to this public calendar (.ics file) will insert dates and times
of astronomical significance (including those for full
moons) into your iCal-compatible software / iPhone
/ cybernetic mutant brain chip. |
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Mercury Retrograde Widget
for OS X Don't
you hate it when you've just finished doing a beastly system
upgrade, everything goes terribly, and then afterwards you
find out that Mercury was in retrograde? Fear no more! This
widget for OS X 10.4 (tiger) lives on your Dashboard and advises
you on what to do and what not to do when Mercury is acting
up. |
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Free + easy
PHP podcasting script Podcasting
is typically used for home-brewed radio shows, but I think it should
be used so you can "subscribe" to your favorite bands / artists.
This single-page script is for people who want to distribute their
original mp3s to the podcasting world, but don't want to monkey
around with complicated blogging software that supports mp3 attachments. |
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GeneticFuture.org For
a few years I've been really interested in the bleeding edge
of genetics & genomics research, especially as it applies
to ethics. This site will start off as a news blog, but will
later incorporate all sorts of primer/tutorial-type information.
It's goal is to eventually serve as a one-stop spot for learning
about genetics and the challenges we will face as our society
considers using this technology in the coming decades. |
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Rocket Network
Okay, big project here. Three
friends and I started a compay in 1995 called Res Rocket Surfer,
which later grew to become a super-corporate entity called Rocket
Network. This project was all about allowing musicians and audio
professionals to collaborate on songs / soundtracks over the Internet.
Yes, you could actually fire up your favorite MIDI/audio sequencer
(as long as it was Logic, Cubase, or ProTools) and work on a track,
in real-time, with other people all over the world! (See
how here.)
Rocket ended
up spending $40M of Paul Allen's, Cisco's, & private investors
money but never really got a business model that worked for making
money itself. What a shame. It was such fun to use! In 2003 it
was liquidated and Digidesign snapped up the pieces to release
their own more expensive and less featured product, Digidelivery. |
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SampleSwap.org
Community-fed
library of free (and sometimes royalty free) drum loops, instrument
samples, strange sounds. This site was originally created as the
Ontology "hotline" server in January 2000.
As of mid-2005, sampleswap has over 7,500 members and one of the
most wicked collections of high quality original loops, vocals,
synths, and sound f/x anywhere. Free! |
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EXS-24
Samples Happiness
was mine forever the day Emagic shipped the EXS24, a software sampler
that integrates with my favorite music tool, Logic Audio. Full-on
huge editable filterable sample sets without leaving the comfort
of your desktop. My AKAI sampler has been in a box on the shelf
for months now.
(Nov 2001 update: I sold the sucker. Software
sampling rocks.)
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Techno
Taplights
This project involved using some inexpensive parts to cobble together
an extremely funky yet ghetto taplight-to-computer interface for
the purpose of playing drum loops while DJ'ing. It's Reaktor based,
it's got tap-tempo, it glows.
Watching computer
DJ's just fiddle around with laptops is boring and sometimes bewildering.
Watching Djs use taplights makes sense. Hit big glowing light. Hear
slamming beat. Connection made. Click pix to learn how to make this
kind of shit yourself.
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DINO-TECHNO-BOTS...
TAPPEN LUMEN ARE NOT ENOUGH! MUST HAVE MORE ROAR AND SPUNK! Actually
I was just on track to making a remote control tap light that
I could hand out to dancers (the cords were hazardous) so I bought
these cheap $10 remote control dinosaurs to cannibalize for parts.
But they were so CUTE! So I started an adoption program and bought
20 of them. They're remote-control dancing dinosaurs now. They interface
with Reaktor to trigger slamming drum loops, always in-time with the
DJ. Yay!
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The
UdderThump 2000
This cow-print
covered folding massage-platform/seating area has seven high-energy
audio transducers bolted to the underside. A 500 watt dedicated amplifier
converts whatever music your friends are dancing to into vibrations
that massage your whole body to the beat. Mmmmm!
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The Anything Detector
(details coming soon) |
Yet another
cow-print covered electronic device, this one hand-held and created
for Burning Man 2001. Witness the transformation of a dust buster
and a several childrens toys into an almost magic device which can
accurately detect:
Sinners from saints
Methane
Whose got a dirty thought
Boner / sex drive alarm
No, it doesn't rely on any principles of physics, but it does rely
on tomfoolery made possible by the guts of a remote control car...
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PermaSampler
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Pipe dream for
the very coolest portable audio sampling device you can imagine.
Paper-napkin scrawlings and hardboiled rants forthcoming.
This hasn't been built yet. Wanna help me?
2004
update:
Someone finally made it! Well, almost. These Sharp MiniDisc
recorders feature "traceback" which starts recording from 30 seconds before
you hit the record button. (Honest!) I bought one the second I found
out these had been made. It's great when the ideas you have are spontaneously
had somewhere else, and you can go out and buy the product for $200
instead of engaging in a several-year journey to get the thing
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USB/Firewire DJ Digital Music Player
(coming soon) |
Yet another
pipe-dream, rants forthcoming.
This may never get built. Very expensive, but very marketable. Someone
ought to build it though...
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What
are your projects?
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